Friday, 30 July 2010

Keep Hackney Tidy



I was cheered to read in the Hackney Gazette of a near-neighbour of mine (hi, Peter Dixon on Woodmill Road, E5!) who confronted a worker at the Olympic Park throwing a plastic bottle into the River Lea. He’s a man after my own heart – and a Hackney cyclist too - but in fronting up to a litter-bug, a braver man than I.

Mr Dixon was recently cycling along the towpath when he saw a female worker, in her hi-viz jacket (!), toss her empty into the river. When he stopped his bike and asked her what she was doing, she said: “I’m throwing it away. It’s rubbish.” She was 100m away from a litter bin.

It’s the kind of thing that makes my blood boil – but which also reminds me of how impotent I feel as an admittedly scaredy-cat individual to do anything about it.

I can count on one hand the times I’ve shouted “Oi! Pick that up” - often from a safe distance. Each time, I’ve been greeted with an earful or ignored.

Is this where the Big Society comes in? Mr Dixon reported the Olympic employee to the contractors’ depot – but I very much doubt anything will happen. And ticking off a lazy, anti-social civil servant is not the same as confronting a group of kids who drop crisp packets in a park, or the driver who pulls up behind you at the lights and tosses an empty plastic bottle into your cycle path. A filthy look gathers no litter.

So what am I doing wrong? I wonder if hamming it up and over-doing the politeness – picking up the litter and handing it back with an “Oh, I’m *so* sorry, but you just dropped this…” – would have a different effect. But, I suspect, rather than being given the usual teeth-kiss, I’d have them smacked in instead.

Given that Boris Johnson wants us to put an end to the walk-on-by society by encouraging us to become more active citizens - or "vigilantes", as they used to be called - how do you successfully shame a litterbug without it requiring a trip to casualty?

Of course, there's always this approach. But any more ideas?

Monday, 19 July 2010

Here comes the Big Society. Look busy...




It seems only fitting that on the same day David Cameron reveals how his Big Society idea will work I launch a blog detailing how it won't. Or at least doesn't for me.

I'd been searching for a while for a blog name that encompasses all those niggles and injustices I want to get off my chest. So this is a Big Society-watch as viewed from my vantage point as a flat-owning Hackney resident in Clapton, east London.

I'll be charting my running battles with... well, literally everyone who fails to come up to the mark and abide by the rules. My mark, my rules, obviously. So that includes:

* My neighbours who refuse to turn down the cock-rock they play at floor-thudding volume.

* My deadheaded residential management company that takes three months to repair a security lock.

* Motorcyclists on my ride to work who get aggressive when you remind them they shouldn't be in the green box at the front of traffic because it's reserved for cyclists.

* Shops and services that think nothing of making you take a day off work to take a delivery, then don't show up until the evening.

And so on. I'm watching you all.

Isn't that the point of Cameron's Big Society? By intervening for ourselves, we can make things better for everyone. So here goes. Let's see how long it takes before I get a smack in the mouth.

In between all of that busybodying, I'll also be including my undercooked and ill-informed opinions about all the stuff that does its best to keep me from going postal - the uncool music that I'm listening to, books that I've only gotten a few chapters into, and YouTube clips of dogs doing the funniest things that I hope will make you cry with laughter as helplessly as me.

So welcome to Scenes from the Big Society. And hat-tip to Tears for Fears and Billy Joel for joint inspiration for the blog name. Credit where credit's due, and all that.